May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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A guy who makes you feel like you ate a pot brownie and woke up in a greeting card!
It's a completely different world when you're around Springer!
by UncleFester64 December 18, 2020
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a type of assisted opening knife that uses a torsion bar instead of a spring. to open you usually have to pull on a small lever on the back of the blade and the blade "springs" out
i thought i was doing good until be pulled a springer out
by gfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfg January 25, 2018
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v. to be so trashy and raucous, that the incident would appear on the Jerry Springer TV Show
My sister is a drug addict who can't keep her kids. She's so Springer!
by anonymous March 13, 2005
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A crude smoking device constructed out of a length of tubing and a glass bottle from a Spring Valley Juice.
1. Yo, pack us up a springer.

2. Kalvin arched his neck back as he took the full brunt of the springer.
by nanoloop August 17, 2009
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