Spread your bread is where you get a slice of bread and put a hole in it. You then put it up to the vagina then penetrate the vagina through the bread hole super hard
by Troy dagayhoy August 23, 2019
When you enter a public ladies' washroom so nasty (urine on the floor immediately in front of the toilet, and you don't know what's crawling on the toilet seat) that you have to stand with your feet shoulder-width or farther apart (avoiding the urine puddle), drop your breeches and skivvies (pants/underwear), and hover-squat over the throne to pee. Woman readers will understand what I'm talking about.
I needed to pee, so I went into the public washroom. No word of a lie, someone forgot to flush the toilet in the first stall I came to. Someone peed on the floor in front of the toilet in the second stall I went into, so I had to do a standing, hovering spread-eagle to pee, so I didn't have to step in the urine. Uggghhh!!!
by chrisssy226 October 24, 2019
by Pelley November 04, 2020
a west side spread is a type of way you can finger a woman. You start woth making a west side symbol with your hand and inserting it into you woman and when it is inside your woman you spread your pointer finger and your pinke finger creating the west side gang sign. Trade marked By Daniel and cooper. cooper and i created this word when we where in cooking class messing around.
Dudeee i totally used the west side spread on Tina the other night and she was wetter than a water fall
by Not,e 1020 March 23, 2018
Dude, I had to tap a kidney but someone left a bowl winder in the loo so I went out on her porch and wet the spread.
by chickenbeak October 21, 2010
A "stance" used commonly in Guild Wars and or real life where you spread an unwilling participant and let em have it.
by Janos Audren April 29, 2008
"Dude, did you see his whore-spread last night? Phenomenal!"
"Yo, my friend said he would cover my whore-spread tonight! Idiot!"
"Yo, my friend said he would cover my whore-spread tonight! Idiot!"
by Stallser November 07, 2011