by Bergie Nights March 4, 2022
by Mm08822 June 17, 2022
What elder tongue-cluckers claim to feel anytime they hear of a lot of da hot chicks in their area being "free with their crotches" when approached by tongue-lolling young studs with raging boners.
Anytime I hear of a much-publicized "wide-spread panic" among da churchy grandparents and older aunts/uncles in a given area, I just roll my eyes and figger dat said eyebrow-raisers are either merely jealous dat they themselves aren't "getting any" at da time, and/or they are forgetting how they themselves often did da very same thing when THEY were these younger folks' age!
by QuacksO May 12, 2022
The act of spreading an angry midgets legs wide open on a hot motorcycle exhaust ,usually followed by would you like mayonnaise on that
by B.Conlon May 26, 2019
It’s when a Chinese guy shoves a chop stick and a egg roll up someone’s ass then sucks it back out and eats it
by Hog wild November 9, 2018
A way of preventing a person or group from spreading what you’ve said or done.
Can however be counteracted by a swift “Rights” from the other person.
Can however be counteracted by a swift “Rights” from the other person.
Person A: hahaha, Felix is a total sperg.
Person B: I’m gonna tell Felix you said that!
Person A: No spread!
Person B: darn it!
Person B: I’m gonna tell Felix you said that!
Person A: No spread!
Person B: darn it!
by Bruh bruhton November 17, 2019
The verb spread means to extend or stretch out over a large surface area. Spreaded is a rare, nonstandard past tense form of the verb spread. Spreaded is not a proper word in the English language and is viewed by most writers as a spelling error. Used by children and people who don't have a lot of experience when using proper English. Although you may get away with saying to your friends that you like your jam spreaded on toast, this word is best avoided in formal situations.
(nonstandard) I spreaded the butter on my toast
(nonstandard) The virus spreaded very quickly
(nonstandard) I like my jam spreaded on toast
(nonstandard) The virus spreaded very quickly
(nonstandard) I like my jam spreaded on toast
by Urbandictionarywriter3503 February 14, 2021