Top definition
When a man ejaculates inside a woman's vagina, then she drains it in a cup and stores it in her mouth.
I hooked up with a Zeta last night, and when I woke up in the morning, she was totally Spread Pelican.
by wdkh February 19, 2009
Get a Spread Pelican mug for your cousin Bob.
Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
Get the cumpadre neck gaiter and mug.