Spotify is a system that allows you to play music and link the songs you've listened to, to social networks(facebook) which allows you to display to your peers that you are a hip, non-mainstream person who has an impeccable taste in music.
John:"Man I really want to get Becky's attention and I feel a great way would be to use Spotify so I can show her my virtuoso taste in music."
-Plays said music
Becky:"Awwwww, I just saw John listening to Taking Back Sunday, he is so in tune with his feelings. We should date."
They start dating and live a long life together filled with marriage, kids, a couple dogs, and an excellent retirement plan. John can attribute the inception of the relationship as well as his life long success directly to Spotify.
-Plays said music
Becky:"Awwwww, I just saw John listening to Taking Back Sunday, he is so in tune with his feelings. We should date."
They start dating and live a long life together filled with marriage, kids, a couple dogs, and an excellent retirement plan. John can attribute the inception of the relationship as well as his life long success directly to Spotify.
by cheeseblocks January 24, 2012
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Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
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The best way to listen to music and escape reality. It's great that they have a free version because my cheap ass cant afford the premium service.
by I C E D Tea January 08, 2019
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A great music streaming program.
Made by the swedes.
The prog is so leet even Chuck Norris and MacGyver uses it!
Contains almost every song you can think of, except The Beatles, AC/DC and Metallica, due to some copyright thingies.
Made by the swedes.
The prog is so leet even Chuck Norris and MacGyver uses it!
Contains almost every song you can think of, except The Beatles, AC/DC and Metallica, due to some copyright thingies.
-Hey, heard ot the new music program, Spotify?
-No, is it good?
-Yeah. You want it? I can invite you.
-No, is it good?
-Yeah. You want it? I can invite you.
by TomCrazy February 07, 2009
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A music listening software that started out alright, but has become difficult to work with and extremely unreliable over time while the developers continue to brag about how "improved" it is.
"Welcome to Spotify, now better than ever!"
"The play button on Spotify stopped working again."
"At Spotify, we listen to our user feedback!"
"I strongly dislike the new UI for the web player and I hope Spotify will listen to community feedback on the new design."
"Unfortunately, this feature is no longer available. After a lot of consideration this feature has been made unavailable."
"The play button on Spotify stopped working again."
"At Spotify, we listen to our user feedback!"
"I strongly dislike the new UI for the web player and I hope Spotify will listen to community feedback on the new design."
"Unfortunately, this feature is no longer available. After a lot of consideration this feature has been made unavailable."
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