Silver spoon

A character from ii who is simped for. Many people simp for this character for his hot bod

Person1: why the fuck are you simping for a spoon.
Person2: because silver spoon has a hot bod

by Spoon simp August 9, 2022

ignorant spoon

a shovel or a spoon that basically does nothing

hay man go grab me that ignorant spoon!

by btwig95 July 15, 2020

Someone who's too fat to get into a dress and have to refund it back

that's cause spooning in a dress duh

by TheJocker037 October 5, 2019

A challenge in which you choose a product to eat a spoonful of. Preferably something not good tasting.

I ate cinnamon when I did the Spoonful Challenge!

by Awesomeajam March 4, 2017

The act of tickling someone's uterus with a lysol wipe while they drink coffee to loosen their bowels.

Every morning, I kick the spoon with my wife before she gets dressed to go to work so she doesn't have to shower.

A sexual position wherein a spoon is inserted, handle first, into a man's urethra; usually only performed by the extremely sexually desparate.

"Oh yeah, my girlfriend and I are looking for new ways to make love, so we decided to do the silver spoon last night."

by A Single Bean January 30, 2022

To put spoon under the the balls to hold them in place while a female sucks the dick

Mat: yoo bro did she spoon the balls at least?
Me: ya bro she definitely did.
Mat: she’s a keeper bro.

by Sub-hub June 19, 2021