When someone offers you a handshake, but instead of returning it with a likewise handshake, you dig your hand deep down into your nut sack, wipe your hand with your nut juice, and quickly wipe it onto his face.
Dam! You just got spooged!

I can't believe I fell for that spooge!

Is that nut juice on your face from a spooge, or are you just happy to see me?
by Rhino Virus March 26, 2011
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Another term used to describe cum.
I was in school and this hot girl bent over and I fucking spooged in my pants!
by Doh Nuts 13 September 14, 2004
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n. slang word meaning semen

v. to ejaculate
n. 'He got spooge on his towel'

v. 'I love to spooge over a hot guy'
by vowelmeister November 25, 2003
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n. goopy or viscous substance similar in texture to cum

v. to cause a goopy substance to end up on an item or person
I woke up this morning in a puddle of spooge.

What is this spooge on my dinner?

Damn! Don't spooge my new shoes!

What's that spoogy shit on your shirt?
by Chick December 11, 2003
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1. n. Male ejaculate; cum
2. v. To ejaculate; cum
3. v. To become intensely excited about something.
she's going to spooge when she sees what a great job we've done on this assignment!
by The Grammar Nazi November 19, 2001
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