When someone offers you a handshake, but instead of returning it with a likewise handshake, you dig your hand deep down into your nut sack, wipe your hand with your nut juice, and quickly wipe it onto his face.
Dam! You just got spooged!
I can't believe I fell for that spooge!
Is that nut juice on your face from a spooge, or are you just happy to see me?
I can't believe I fell for that spooge!
Is that nut juice on your face from a spooge, or are you just happy to see me?
by Rhino Virus March 26, 2011
by Anonymous June 20, 2003
by Doh Nuts 13 September 14, 2004
by vowelmeister November 25, 2003
n. goopy or viscous substance similar in texture to cum
v. to cause a goopy substance to end up on an item or person
v. to cause a goopy substance to end up on an item or person
I woke up this morning in a puddle of spooge.
What is this spooge on my dinner?
Damn! Don't spooge my new shoes!
What's that spoogy shit on your shirt?
What is this spooge on my dinner?
Damn! Don't spooge my new shoes!
What's that spoogy shit on your shirt?
by Chick December 11, 2003
by Jim January 07, 2004
1. n. Male ejaculate; cum
2. v. To ejaculate; cum
3. v. To become intensely excited about something.
2. v. To ejaculate; cum
3. v. To become intensely excited about something.
by The Grammar Nazi November 19, 2001