I was in school and this hot girl bent over and I fucking spooged in my pants!

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz

n. 'He got spooge on his towel'

v. 'I love to spooge over a hot guy'

I woke up this morning in a puddle of spooge.

What is this spooge on my dinner?

Damn! Don't spooge my new shoes!

What's that spoogy shit on your shirt?

There were spooge stains on the back seat.

she's going to spooge when she sees what a great job we've done on this assignment!

"She's so hot I think I spooged myself."
or
"What is this? Spooge?"