"Johnny needs to get laid." "Nah, he just needs a good spoobing."

"I need a verb." "Spoobing!!"

"That chick shouldn't where that shirt because it shows way to much spoob."

You are the biggest fucking spoob alive.

When embarking on intercourse, removing a bra to reveal a cleavage covered in pimples. Spoobs.

Ultimate disappointment/disgust. Also applicable to other social situations that are not up to par/a general let down.

"That bar gave me a bad case of the spoobs"

I spoob(ed) accrost her bosom
Thou skeeted thou spoob across thine face

"Your girlfriend can be such a spoob!"
"Sometimes all you need is a spoob."