Urban Dictionary: Sponk

When one shit, sneezes, farts, and ejaculates in the same time

Yo me and my dad went sponking last night was fuckin lit my guy

by Sumo is cool May 17, 2019

an exclemation emited by a peice of shoddy machinery when it has just broken

*SPONK* uh oh....that didnt sound good

by sonic death September 03, 2003

A person (usually a raving mincer) who loves to drink sponk.

The Person is usually addicted to the passtime.

Your breath reeks of sponk, you been at it again ? you filthy Sponk Plonky.

by el_tel September 17, 2007

Gabby: Ohhh, I just spinkle sponked Adam so hard last night.
Big D: Oh shitttt, you mad ting.

by swampdonkey49 December 02, 2017

A sponk is a person who stinks and won’t control their temper.

Unique style-traits that can only be possessed by one individual; usually references an individuals creative or stylish ability.

Bro, you really got sponk. Only YOU can pull it off.

by Buqqa72 February 11, 2021