1. Birth control device.
2. Soaking device containing a wiping side and a soaking side for cleaning dishes.
1. This tuna tastes like a sponge.
2. This tuna tastes like a sponge, and not the kind of sponge that soaks up water and grime, but rather the kind that soaks up semen.
by El Barto June 14, 2004
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Wanting to have sex with someone's brain (sponge matter) when they display incredible and epic intellect.
Dude, Rachel Maddow's joke last night made me want to pop her brain out of her head and sponge it.

That professor's superior use of French and German makes me wanna sponge him all over the classroom.

Sponging is how nerds get constant action.
by Gary and Loraine August 17, 2009
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A word used by males to "piss off" the female gender. This is often found around High-Schools.
Guy: haha look at this sponge (points at the female)
or
Guy: wow sponge this (says when with female)
by Weknowall(Highschool) November 4, 2010
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A combination of spacker / spastic and mong, mostly used by school teachers who would be sacked for using any of the former words, but by using an apparently made up word are able to describe their pupils accurately and with glee.
"Fuck me, my new year 10 class are fucking spongy, most of them can't stop dribbling."
"What you mean you don't understand, what are you, a fucking spong?"
by Dildo Daggins22 September 6, 2007
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The act of grabing someones shoulders and kneeing their spine
Someone sponged me i am in unimaginable pain
by S7NR December 29, 2021
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A person who is terrible at videogames, and constantly sucks at it.
Random Sponge: Guys hurry up and run this way!
Davis Jose:You're a Sponge get out of our lobby, you always flank left.
by lDuskz January 6, 2013
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