Shoes that make squeaky sounds when you walk with them on

the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20

A general term for ugly black shoes, usually curving up at the tip and making a squeaking sound when walking. Mostly worn by the nerdy kid at school or overweight teacher. A prime example would be old school New balance, and if you want to take the aesthetic further, add some white striped tube socks.