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When a man urinates profusely on the womans couch and proceeds to throw her down and rail her on said couch.
The other day Kirby sponge rafted princess peach on her royal couch until she was glazed in piss.
by Machine Gun Doobie January 21, 2013
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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