An indivdual from Spokane, Washinton who believes they are "gangsta". A Spoklahomie doesn't seem to understand that Spokane isn't exactly a huge city, and is surrounded by tiny little cities, cows, foresty mountains, and a desert and is nothing like Seattle. A Spoklahomie may also refer to their home city as "Spocompton".

the act of texting people while you are pooping