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An absolute fricking spagbole who is mentally special and wants to suck on everyone’s toes
Ben you utter spog

Ben- “No u!”
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by The Flames Of Doom January 25, 2019
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The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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spider crossed with a dog. agility of a spider, loyalty of a dog.
Dan moves like a spog.
by Dan Bouffard November 19, 2008
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A slang word for a boiled sweet, possibly a Yorkshire (England) term.
Mummy, can I have some spogs after school?
by Miss VT March 08, 2009
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came from a planned developement game from almighty software called smear 3d around 2000 this was a weapon that came in varying sizes that looked like a pitchfork. It had a fusion reactor as a power source and shot an energy blast a set distance and theen emitted beams at all living thing near by. If any 2 spog beams crossed, an explosion on the magnitude of several thermonuclear bombs would result. Also should the beam come in contact with a solid object, a smaller explosion on the order of several tons of TNT would result.
madbill hid behind the crate as his enemy approached. he pulled up his medium SPOG and shouted "I've got you now" as he pulled the firing mechanism
by UUGH October 16, 2004
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