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Most fun onomatopoeia to say ever.

Basically an upgraded version of the word "SPLAT".
1. *SPLutch, splUTch, spluTCH...*

2. A speeding locomotive hit Little Timmy and he went *SPLUTCH!*

3. I shat myself at work yesterday, and every time I sat down, my pants went *splutch*

4. William takes it in the ass from his cellmate, Diesel-Dick Dave, so the other inmates took to calling him "Billy ButtSplutch"
by Dungbladder Omega October 04, 2011
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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