"Have you done any splurgies today?"
"Wow, I need to tighten it back up with some splurgies before next time."

Friend: "Yo bro I'm finna gloop in the splurgy."
You: "Bro u got any for me?"

My girlfriend fed me her Hot Sauce Splurgy pie last night.

"One bad gloop and shred on the yoinky, two big splurgs and a big ass gloopy, three more yoinks and buy me a smoothie, poured up the gloop, that's the gloop and the splurgy."