Okay, a splurge monkey, is, like, you know, a kind of, it's, like, someone who can kind of not you know speak proper and who likes to blah on about shit. They really annoy me. Bloody splurge monkeys! I hate them all. Utter splurge monkeys. If I had my way they'd all be put down. NOW. Wankers!

Sound a woman's fake breasts make when they explode during take-off in a plane.

When the turds splurge everywhere.

shit hits the fan, the turds can't stop coming. #2020turdsplurge
Someone's gonna splurge in ur turd, turd in ur splurge. Hot.
You're a nuisance, you cause trouble and that makes you a stinky turd.

I also tell my dog he's a turd splurge whenever he tries to eat squirrels !! >:((

When a guy ejaculates in a vagina and then immediately slurps out the semen in order to prevent pregnation.

When a woman gets her vagina really wet for someone named sid

When ya get really horny and want to jerk off

The urge to get fresh and get money every day. Living the Louie Ton lifestyle. I'm papered up and my pockets on fleek.