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What happens when too much piss builds up in your bladder to the point that the part of your belly (basically where the bladder is) gets bloated.
"Ethan, I can't hold it any longer! I need to empty the tank!"
"I thought I told you to piss before we left the house."
"Well, I didn't have to, then! Also, that was an hour ago!"
"Is it an emergency?"
(pulls up his sweater)
"Does this answer your question? Just look at me! I'm SPLORANGED!"
"If you wet yourself in my car, I'll kill you!"
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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Splorange is the only word that rhymes with orange. I

t is also the sound a wet sponge makes when you throw it against a glass window and then it sliding down making a sweeky sound.

It is also an onomonopia or a word that sounds like how you say it.
Your Friend: "Hey dude, throw that sponge against the window"

You: "Ok!" (It hits the window)

Sponge: "splorange" or "Spppploooooraaaangeeeee"
by JoeGleasssson December 20, 2010
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splorange | spl-?ôr?nj|

Verb:
1 The act of walking as a pimp

Adjective:
1 To be pimping


Verb: We sploranged down the hall

Adjective: The splorange man was buying a watch necklace.
by -301925 November 01, 2006
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When two people meet in a doorway and keep stepping side to side in the same direction. Continually obstructing each other.
Dude I walked into Marty and we totally sploranged. We didn't get out of each others way for like 5 minutes.
by noeledge June 20, 2013
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This word can mean anything; it is up to the discretion of the user. This word exists for the sole purpose of providing a word in English that rhymes with "orange."
Most don't know the meaning of "splorange,"
cause it's just a word that rhymes with "orange."
by Timbotron3000 July 11, 2006
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1. The only word that rhymes with orange.

2. A lesbian act between two female dogs and a female pot-bellied pig.
There was much squealing and growling from the Splorange
by Uthiem February 14, 2008
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