The thing you turn into when you think its a good idea to take a mouthful of your drink while at your friends house and they make you laugh- making you spit your salivated drink all over their kitchen floor and pool table
Parrott: *takes drink*
Chez: *says something funny*
Parrott: *spits drink everywhere*
Chez: oh my God, youre such a sploot
Chez: *says something funny*
Parrott: *spits drink everywhere*
Chez: oh my God, youre such a sploot
by Random_pasta November 05, 2020
by BigChungles May 10, 2020
(N) A really bad rock band from upstate New York, The brain child of Crank Simon creator eugene falco. The first album is due out in March 2004.
"The band Sploot Jootin is so bad it makes me want to stab myself in the ear with an infants femur!"
by eugene falco October 29, 2003