To ejaculate with some force on your partner but at close range as to make the smacking sound as the cum hits her.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

Causing a mass eruption of bodily fluids, mostly out of the penis.

The act of putting your purple headed yogurt slinger into a girl's wizard sleeve.

When Brittany Spears sits down on the toilet intending poop, but instead fires a high-powered stream of urine from her anus. Can be seen on South Park.