while enjoying your nicely rolled spliff (aka cone of mary jane) the finishing move (splooge) on a girls face with a nice 6-roper
the spliff was burnin fast so i finished that along with the night off with a nice sploof to her dome piece.
by BILL June 19, 2006
An antonym to queef. A sploof is when a woman's vagina contracts in order to suck in air or other gasses/fluids.
"Dude I'm trippin about my girl, dawg. I think she wants a baby. She was sploofin' a motherfucker's wiener last night like her vag-patch was taking a Colorado bong hit."
by ace101.2 January 20, 2010
Billy: Hey dude we're all out of milk, want me to go get some more?
Gary: No sweat Billy ill just refill the carton with sploof.
Billy: Whats sploof gary?
Gary: The stuff i covered your dog in last night.
Gary: No sweat Billy ill just refill the carton with sploof.
Billy: Whats sploof gary?
Gary: The stuff i covered your dog in last night.
by Roxas November 29, 2006
by Fannni February 03, 2011
Sploof (Noun)
1. Something that Pickled_Weasel doesn't know about.
2. Pickled_Weasel doesn't know what this means.
1. Something that Pickled_Weasel doesn't know about.
2. Pickled_Weasel doesn't know what this means.
WHAT THE HECK IS a "SPLOOF"?!?!?
by Magichound July 20, 2004
by Dirt January 25, 2005