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A rather rare term used specificly for a person who is really a wanker but actually posses no cock with which to toss off with. Also similar to plonker but rather different as it is actually a reference to a pertruding object centered on someones forehead. Also known as a Townly
Person sitting next to a guy: You know you are a real splonker
That person: Yo who you calling black
Person sitting next to a guy: I didnt say black you jackass i said splonker you retareded anal dwelling but monkey, aka Townley
That person: Yo who you calling black
Person sitting next to a guy: I didnt say black you jackass i said splonker you retareded anal dwelling but monkey, aka Townley
by Guy in a chair February 09, 2007
Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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SPLONG•KURZ
noun
1.
a lifestyle consisting of superior enlightenment, or a higher state of consciousness
2.
miscellaneous supplies
adjective
1.
incapacitated
noun
1.
a lifestyle consisting of superior enlightenment, or a higher state of consciousness
2.
miscellaneous supplies
adjective
1.
incapacitated
noun
1.
"They don't understand. They all ignorant and jealous of Splonkers."
2.
"I got Splonkers."
adjective
1.
"I got so Splonkers."
1.
"They don't understand. They all ignorant and jealous of Splonkers."
2.
"I got Splonkers."
adjective
1.
"I got so Splonkers."
by Pakkedahps July 30, 2017