Used to describe ones girlfriend

A '67 or earlier VW bus. Short for split-screen, named for windshield divided by a post.

A slang term used to describe a period of time. Most often, used to refer to a "split second"

A person who demands the check be split between odd numbers of diners with no rhyme or reason thus making payment extremely difficult for me or Chris to figure out.

When a fat bitch is twerkig in you and shits but her thong cuts it in half and the two shits land on each one of your legs

Occurs when a female places purse strap between her breasts causing clearly defined seperation of the titties, abnormal tightness of surrounding shirt material and sore necks for the double-taking males that are within sight. In addition, a titty splitty allows males to better approximate the size and shape of a woman's breasts.

The expression of splitty bitty bang bang goes back quite a while now. It was first found when one of my close friends decided to split their ballsack by reaching over for his homework.