Term for a threesome involving two females and one male.
Dude, Josh was totally splitting wood in Staci and Kelli last night.
by Double Dick Danny August 22, 2011
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phrase used when you get with a girl at a bar or party take her home and get her naked, sounds good right, well half way through you realize that she is fucking nasty, fugly and fat AH SHIT DAMMIT gross, so you say you remember some thing and split with a wood
the yag-bombs finally wore off and i found myself fucking bigfoot, hair and all, so i had to split wood and haven't mentioned it sense.
by Jay-Hawk September 20, 2007
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When two girls, often friends, agree to engage in a threesome with a man. This mans' "wood" or penis is being "split"
Sally: I want to fuck Joe.
Sue: Me too!
Sally: We could "Split the Wood"
by C&M Definitions May 21, 2013
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A mark ass nigga that splits the backwood instead of unraveling the backwood
by Splithewood December 02, 2016
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