Jennifer: oh my god I keep trying to talk to Kyle but Sara is being and ultimate Clit Splitter, she's all over him!
Julie: yea i know she's clit splitting you so hard...
by awesomechick2343 November 08, 2009
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women's pants (or underpants) that are so tight, they cause the same effect as "camel toe" (vagina lips are visually split apart through the fabric)
"She has some serious rail splitters on today"
by HSW1987 May 19, 2010
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A piece of hair that partially covers a guy's pee hole, causing urine to go in two different directions.
Guy 1: Dude, why is there piss all around the toilet?

Guy 2: Sorry bro, I had a beam splitter and it went everywhere.

Guy 1: I hate when that happens, but its still kind of cool.
by pot top November 02, 2012
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Seat belts, when worn by fine women, accentuates their breasts.
Bro: Hey, Bud! I was at this stoplight and saw this awesome tit splitter in the car next to me.

Bud: Man, I gotta get me a lifted truck.
by Helibro October 03, 2009
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