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When a woman queefs and farts at the same time.
"My jeans are giving me camel toe, so every time I go to fart, I ended up doing a split rail."

"Between that big, black cock and Mexican food last night, it's been a split-railin' kinda day."
by Jazzmyne Murray March 08, 2012
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Jul 17 Word of the Day
A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.
"After getting married he became a Bloomer."
by Le Cringe February 27, 2019
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