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The term used when a person(s) fall with their legs either side of an Tubular object.
by Nathan Turner June 23, 2019
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May 19 Word of the Day
Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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when you fall on a rope or something along the lines of a thin tube with both legs out destroying your dick
joe: gonna walk accross this rope real quick (falls and lands on his dick, on the rope) AH FUCK I JUST GOT SPLITDICK
by Touch my brother June 23, 2019
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A man who becomes a women by cutting his dick in 2 like a lizzards tongue and then folds it in to a form of a vagina. But leave the nut sack intact.
Look at the catchers mit on old split dick over there.
by Mango86 August 15, 2019
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