noun, verb, splinged, spling-ing.
–noun
1. Hinged spline: a jointed device or flexible long, narrow, thin strip of wood, metal, etc.; slat.on which a door, gate, shutter, lid, or other attached part turns, swings, or moves.
2. Splined hinge: a long, narrow, thin strip of wood, metal, etc.or jointed device on which a door, gate, shutter, lid, or other attached part turns, swings, or moves.
–verb (used with object)
3. to furnish with or attach by a splinge or splinges.
-splinge (used as expression of amazement)
4. to wibble, or splinge as an incredulous outburst when your flabber is ghasted.
Apprentice:'This splinge won't fit properly, the sprocket doesn't flange cleanly.'
Mechanic:'Ah, you need a splined hinge, not a hinged spline - easy mistake'

Ted: 'WoW, Obama did it !'
Bill: '....... :O .. splinge !'
by KeithMyArthe January 17, 2009
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Splinge To refer to something as cool
That shirt you got on is so Splinge
by Felix Flame May 17, 2007
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To laugh out loud.

Derivation: Believed to have evolved from the more popular

L.O.L. 'Spring Roll' --> 'Spling Lol' --> 'Spling'

Often used as graffiti on official parking signs in London, rendering them invalid - AKA "Rathboning"
by Captain Rathbone November 04, 2010
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A split fringe. A fringe that has split into sections due to high amounts of moisture or oil in it.
That girl has a bit of a splinge going on right now... Someone hand her a comb!
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sound effect that is said when one exhibits exceptional precision. Often used in basketball, soccer, football, or other sports to describe a crafty pass
*Player 1 makes a hard back-cut to the basket*
*Player 2 shouts "Spling!* as he hits him on a no-look bounce pass splitting two defenders*
by CRU55 August 02, 2016
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