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The Spline is a sophisticated party act only performed by top tier beak lovers and ganja gurus. It involves two meticulous moves. One move requires a swift but conserved inhale of a perfectly prepared spliff. The THC must be then held in your lungs while simultaneously sniffing an Everest sized amount of cocaine through crisp, freshly rolled £20. If successful you have performed the infamous Spline. Toms and Jamess have a sacred duty to perform the Spline when cocaine and weed are present at a party.
"Oi mate, fancy a cheeky spline."
"Ye laaa I would love to smash a spline right now"
by Nipplevirus October 22, 2019
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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The object which Maxis likes to reticulate.
1: "What are you reticulating, dude?"
2: "My favorite dish-- Splines!"
by Airwalker October 02, 2003
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Objects that must be reticulated before any Sim game may be operated.
by Marinesownme September 03, 2006
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A combination organ between the spine and the spleen. One which doesn't exist, but you should ask the stoner people how it's doing anyways.
Hey Maya, how's your spline doing? What? Not to well? Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
by Stev-ky March 08, 2005
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to partake in anal sex without lubrication. derived from the material used to install screens, which must be forced into place using a spliner.
Patrick didnt have any lube handy, so he had to spline her untill she bled.
by USF Rob February 23, 2006
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The word shouted as someone drives a bus though a house and off the cliff on the other side after asking the kids if they want to do to heaven.
SPLINE!... We’re goni’ to heaven.
by asa November 16, 2003
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