A boy who has no spleen, therefore making him quite slow and german. He also likes to tamper in the gay society, whilst driving a metallic gold mini cooper picking up homo's on the streets.
He has three friends, two irish and one polish.
He walks like a toddler

fariz - "DAMN that spleen guy is so cute"
rhiannon - "Spleeny, buy me a drink?"
Chris "HUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHH"
by iwantmoore February 28, 2008
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Pinching or grabbing a person, with force, in the side of their abdomen.
When Nora was angry and pinched Darby's side, Darby shouted, "Ouch! You're spleening me!"
by NotStacy July 13, 2009
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To penetrate the female vagina or rectum (or the male rectum) deeply with the penis.

i.e. penertrating so deeply as to touch the spleen)
by Karl Carpenter March 05, 2004
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The internal organ that u will die if you rupture.

therefore concerned occupational health doctors are very stupid towards thee ass-fore-mentioned air-ia
MEG GET OFF OF PETER OR YOU MIGHT RUPTURE HIS SPLEEN!!!!!!!

AND IF YOU RUPTURE HIS SPLEEN HE WILL DIE.
by Slugworth August 03, 2005
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VB - To be inarguably and ultimately pwned.
Why Reginald, I do believe you have been spleened.
by Gugolpl0x February 07, 2007
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Spleening : the act of brushing a female's teeth with her own vaginal fluid, whilst using your finger. Thus resulting in her throwing up.
You know what Todd did the other night? He was spleening this broad, Kim because she wouldn't let him go raw daddy after they were boozing all night.

Fuck that bitch, I spleened her for not putting out.
by Skottiedeep September 14, 2018
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a term originating from Jamaica that shows understanding....that one has "seen" what you just said.

Or is just as often used as a question (instead of "know what I'm saying?" or "know what I mean?")
"Smoke this sensi and you'll get lifted--no joke, ..don't check it with no lightweight stuff --seen?"

"true, true -- yeah man --seen."
a term originating from Jamaica that shows understanding....that one has "spleen" what you just said.

Or is just as often used as a question (instead of "know what I'm saying?" or "know what I mean?")
"Smoke this sensi and you'll get lifted--no joke, ..don't check it with no lightweight stuff --seen?"
wha gwarn blud, you seen ma tings dem "yeh man spleen spleen"
"true, true -- yeah man --spleen."
by SPLIFF SMOKER March 30, 2005
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