Urban Dictionary: Spleening

Spleening

That point when you're so tired that everything is hilarious.

I was spleening last night! I couldn't stop laughing about the way she pronounced basket.

by lsteve April 16, 2011

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Spleening

Pinching or grabbing a person, with force, in the side of their abdomen.

When Nora was angry and pinched Darby's side, Darby shouted, "Ouch! You're spleening me!"

by NotStacy July 13, 2009

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Spleening

To penetrate the female vagina or rectum (or the male rectum) deeply with the penis.

i.e. penertrating so deeply as to touch the spleen)

I gave her/him a good spleening (

by Karl Carpenter March 05, 2004

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Spleening

Spleening : the act of brushing a female's teeth with her own vaginal fluid, whilst using your finger. Thus resulting in her throwing up.

You know what Todd did the other night? He was spleening this broad, Kim because she wouldn't let him go raw daddy after they were boozing all night.

Fuck that bitch, I spleened her for not putting out.

by Skottiedeep September 14, 2018

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Spleens

A cat on every drug and has every Disease and slave to graystillplays

Who’s a good kitty spleens
(Demonic Noises)
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by Spleens March 28, 2020

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spleen

The internal organ that is invariably complained about when someone is comedically getting the shit beat out of them.

"Oh God, my spleen! It hurts! It hurts!"

"My spleen has ruptured!"

by Morathor March 30, 2004

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spleen

An internal organ of the human body on the left side.
It's job is to destroy old red blood cells.

My spleen is destroying all those old red blood cells, RIGHT NOW.

by elissanozit April 23, 2009

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