The unfortunate combination of sneezing and yawning at the same time. Rarely, it can be painful if it manages to blow out your inner-ear.
After camping in the woods for a night, I woke up, stretched and then splawned. Allergies don't mix well with mornings.
by Sabi June 29, 2006
The act of public sex in a university library involving two or more coeds and a strap-on sexual device (e.g., a pink strap-on dildo).
The university police officer on patrol heard "sex noises" and moaning coming from a study room in the university library. Upon further investigation the officer observed two women splawning on the desk, with one woman leaning over the desk while the other, wearing a pink strap-on dildo, inserted the device into the other woman's vagina.
by Funky Charley April 19, 2011
The act of public sex in a university library involving two or more coeds and a strap-on sexual devise (e.g., a pink strap-on dildo).
The university police officer on patrol heard "sex noises" and moaning coming from a study room in the university library. Upon further investigation the officer observed two women splawning on the desk, with one woman leaning over the desk while the other, wearing a pink strap-on dildo, inserted the device into the other woman's vagina.
by Funky Charley April 19, 2011