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The outcome of drinking a 12 pk of straw-ber-Ritas all to yourself causing you to run to the bathroom every 5 seconds the next day.
-Hey bro, wanna come over and play some Call of Duty.

-Nah man, I've got the splatteritas.
by Cream of frog soup March 19, 2017
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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