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To accidentally expel liquid shit while farting.
I bent over too quickly earlier and splash farted in my kecks.

I spilt gravy on the kitchen floor, it looked like I'd suffered a splash fart.
by Underpants_man July 04, 2016
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Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term β€œsecond string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A β€œSecond String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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When a female lets one rip while squatting down for a piss, usually causing the stream to splash!
Aoife was so drunk last night, carried her to the toilet were she started to splash fart all over the bowl!

Ew I think i got some splash fart on me!
by Andrew Gaynor November 05, 2007
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