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A combination of the word "spit" and "barf".
Used to describe the action of spitting/barfing any drink or fluid.
Stacy was drinking her gatorade and when i told a funny joke she almost splarfed the gatorade all over the place!
by blondiiiii247 March 28, 2010
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May 19 Word of the Day
Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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A slur used against people who have speech impediments
- Dude did you see Kate? She is always misspelling words.
- Yeah man she’s a Splarf
by mclovinmclovinmclo June 17, 2020
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It's what a small baby spits up. Milk- and saliva-based goo.
Sweet Pea just splarfed on Olive's shoulder again!
by Dave January 21, 2004
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Poorly aimed barfing that results in "splash back" ending up on the barfer's face or clothing.
Jill was so hammered she splarfed in the toilet, ruining her makeup.
by Labradoodle February 28, 2009
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"So there I was at the grocery store.........".... "I totally just splarfed what I was saying."
by Magic Motion April 12, 2009
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After taking a crap, barfing into the toilet with the crap still sitting in it.
Jimbo killed a 30 pack on his way to Cape May and was so drunk that splarfed in Ms. Prino's bathroom.
by Sean February 14, 2005
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