Urban Dictionary: Splarf

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A combination of the word "spit" and "barf".
Used to describe the action of spitting/barfing any drink or fluid.

Stacy was drinking her gatorade and when i told a funny joke she almost splarfed the gatorade all over the place!

by blondiiiii247 March 28, 2010

Sep 11 Word of the Day

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub

by pokeythepony June 25, 2021

A slur used against people who have speech impediments

- Dude did you see Kate? She is always misspelling words.
- Yeah man she’s a Splarf

It's what a small baby spits up. Milk- and saliva-based goo.

Sweet Pea just splarfed on Olive's shoulder again!

by Dave January 21, 2004

Poorly aimed barfing that results in "splash back" ending up on the barfer's face or clothing.

Jill was so hammered she splarfed in the toilet, ruining her makeup.

by Labradoodle February 28, 2009

"So there I was at the grocery store.........".... "I totally just splarfed what I was saying."

by Magic Motion April 12, 2009

After taking a crap, barfing into the toilet with the crap still sitting in it.

Jimbo killed a 30 pack on his way to Cape May and was so drunk that splarfed in Ms. Prino's bathroom.

by Sean February 14, 2005