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Splank Stancher is a humanoid being that reeked havoc among stupid people who couldnt defend themselves. He goes around in formal wear such as a tux. He also wears a unicorn head. If you see or hear him its best you get help and run. Only one person has ever heard him and survived. They say he sounds as if he were shouting "YAAAAEEEESSSS" before killing his targets. Dont look for him or it will be the last thing you do. Beware of him.
I saw splank stancher today

no way how?

he let me live

*in the distance* YAAAEEES

HES HERE

RUN!

YAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

*death*
by Splank Stancher June 28, 2020
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Apr 23 Word of the Day
1. noun. It is the sudden feeling of an inexplicable joy one gets when something romantic or idealistic occurs.

When kilig, one may experience the following:

*butterflies in one's stomach
*heart melting
*shivers down one's spine
*irrepressible noises from one's mouth
*uncontrollable smiling
*an inner conflict between hope of something wished for and reality

Kilig may also be defined as that mountain top, floating, on cloud nine, invincible, i-could-keep-smiling, heart aching goodness and feeling which overpowers the mind's ability to think straight, act straight, breathe properly and articulate thoughts into a single comprehensible sentence.
KILIGS much?? ^_^
by mis2n.yoo June 07, 2011
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