The act of placing your hand under your erected penis and pretending to shoot a web like spiderman while ejaculating.

When you take so much speed that when you check your pants you realize you've slowly been jizzing in them.

jizz that is flying in the air at high velocity

Noun; A combination of spit (saliva) and jizz. Normally associated with sluts.

To spit in a girl's face after jizzing on it.

Aka a "floor rat", someone who spent most of the 90s-00s working on one of the Chicago trading floors before trading was moved to electronic markets.

Spizzes usually have raw vocal cords from years of screaming in the pits and a permanent neck twitch caused by constantly having to adjust their jacket collar.

The uniform of a typical spizz is a CME floor clerk's jacket, flannel shirt, and black jeans.

slang for myspace used among select, lazy northwest-ohio teenagers.