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Derived from Spit-Roast.

Two lads looking at sexy girls flirty profile on facebook and both poke her at the same time. You can then post on her comments that she's just been spit-poked :-P
'While at work browsing Facebook on our mobiles'

"Hey Dave" you seen this chick on facebook? wow! she's hot dude lets give her a spit-poke so she knows it.

(she knows who you are and that your both looking at her sexy pictures and she loves the attention of being Spit-Poked)
by motostuff March 26, 2010
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Jul 17 Word of the Day
A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.
"After getting married he became a Bloomer."
by Le Cringe February 27, 2019
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