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When your giving a guy a hand job but you don't have any lotion so you just spit on your hand instead.
Jerry: Last night Amanda gave me a spit hand.
Daniel: Those freaking hurt.
Jerry: Yeah I dumped that spit handed freak.
Daniel: Those freaking hurt.
Jerry: Yeah I dumped that spit handed freak.
by Spit hand February 09, 2015
May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020