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A Spit Shine is when you nut onto a girls forehead and you use the tip or head of your dick and wipe the nut all over her forehead until it is shiny.
by Vanilla Water November 07, 2017
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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When masturbating, or recieving a hand-job, spit is put on the hands, and treated as a lubricant to stimulate the cock.
by Treble June 16, 2003
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Taking saliva from ones mouth and applying it in a vigorous rubbing motion to your dry skin(usually ankles, knuckles or knees). Used as a last resort when a failure to remember to put lotion on before leaving the house occurs.
I was on my way to meet some booty but i had to give my knuckles a quick spit shine because everybody knows you cant succeed in acquiring the butt if you look like Ashy Larry
by Ol Dirty Drawz August 03, 2011
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when a woman is giving you oral sex and then you blow your jism in her mouth, she then proceeds to spit it out on your cock and give you a handjob.
by jack_black March 18, 2004