someone who is completly useless can't do a thing right, and no one likes him/her and this person is easily distracted and made fun of
did you see that guy try to cut his lawn just a total spindle fiber
by ben8boom July 10, 2008
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"the freshest," "the hottest"
Son, those new kicks are off da spindle, G!!
by hizzihotboy July 16, 2003
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of or pertaining to a level of cool or awesome that transcends description
That Smeagol/Gollum soliloquy was OFF DA' SPINDLE!!!!!!!!!
by Arthur Vandelay July 14, 2003
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To be messed up, botched, improper, and or poetic
"I tried talking to Jessica but all my words were spindled'
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A reference used to a male individual with a surprisingly skinny penis.
"Damm, did you see his spindle dick in that photo though?"
by Madame Bish Biscuits. July 06, 2018
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A verb, it means the act of painting or staining spindles.

I just finished painting 138 spindles, and as with any repetitive tasks one's mind tends to wander. Suddenly the word spindling came to me to describe what I was doing, I believe I coined a new word...
I've spent the last two days painting that handrail going upstairs, it feels like I've been spindling for a week!
by Obtuse Engle November 30, 2018
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