A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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It's me spinach.
I needs me spinach.
I needs me spinach.
by sky May 07, 2003
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Codeword for healthy broads. Healthy- As in fit, eating right, easy on the eyes, ya know healthy
Three types of Spinach:
1) Regular ol Spinach aka Spinach- She a looker so holla
2) Baby Spinach (Baby Greens)- F-Freshman, extra spice
3) Use this one Sparingly
3)Certified Organic Spinach- Anything short of a 9 doesnt fall in this category, dimepeices
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Three types of Spinach:
1) Regular ol Spinach aka Spinach- She a looker so holla
2) Baby Spinach (Baby Greens)- F-Freshman, extra spice
3) Use this one Sparingly
3)Certified Organic Spinach- Anything short of a 9 doesnt fall in this category, dimepeices
Courtesy of Mroski and BP
by Mrotorboat and Pumper August 15, 2011
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The portion of the labia minora that protrudes beyond the labia majora. Some women have a lot, some none at all. If a big dollop protrudes, the women is said to have "A lot of spinach."
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