Lad on a lads' holiday shouting at a group of birds:

Lad: "oi oi, spill your jugs you schlaag."

Group of Girls: "are you talking to us?"

Lad: "Yeah you're fit."

Girl: "Who me?"

Lad: "Nah not you, your mate... schlaag".

“I’m tired I wanna go home”

“Oh I didn’t know it was pee pee poo poo hours”