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A spieve is the chocolate chip shaped piece of fecal matter created by shoving an un circumcised penis in a dirty anus(see Capt. Paul Watson from Whale Wars).
When you roll the foreskin back the spieve will appear and at this point you will be able to harvest it and put in your favorite candy dish.
When you roll the foreskin back the spieve will appear and at this point you will be able to harvest it and put in your favorite candy dish.
The dad Billy bob from the show 18 and counting has a bowl of spieves at his bedside after he rams his ugly baby in the dumper.
by rabidpitbull July 31, 2009
Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020