A person who has no muscle or fat on their body. Basically just skin and bones.
At the gym today there was an absolute Spider.
by antispider February 05, 2010
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when one person sits on a toilet and another person sits on top of them in the opposite direction. the two people then proceed to do their business concurrently.
there was only one bathroom and kate and i both had to piss, so we decided to spider.
by rico h March 07, 2009
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Normally seen at the beach or during off season, spiders are female pubic hairs that poke out from the side of bikini bottoms/panties. See also Spider Hunting
Hey Bruce, check out the spiders on the one in the green!!
by Mugswumpy May 10, 2007
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A one word response used soley for the username Syringer. See Syringered
Syringer: Our web company upgraded everyone's e-mail accounts and there's been nothing but problems...

Response: Spider
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A sexual position where a male wraps his legs around his other female/male partner and wraps his arms around the neck and proceeds to give anal. It is also optional for the male to latch on to the female's or maybe even the male's breasts with his hands.
Dude, did you hear of that new sex position called the spider? No, but it sounds erotic and fun!
by Nevinator August 02, 2006
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A song by System of a Down. It's a song about dreams, and the name comes from the statement that every now and then while we are asleep we unintentionally eat a spider.
"Spiders" was SOAD's first video clip.
by Not Fletcher! September 02, 2004
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