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When your banging a chick from behind and just before your about to cum, pull out, spit on her back, wipe it off, and when she turns around to look at you, blow a load in her face and at the same time do the Spiderman web throw action with your hand. Then you comment, "How did you like that Mary Jane?"
How was your date with Kirsten Dunst?
Oh! I Spiderman that Ho
by SteveLSU February 08, 2008
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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While your bangin dat ho from behind, pull out, nut in your hand, tap her shoulder and toss that sh*t in her face... "How you like that MJ?"

-werd
I decided to spiderman that ho last night, and I haven't heard from her since.
by A n F February 22, 2008
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When you cum onto your hand and flick it in your partner's face.
When I Spider-Man that ho, she kicked me in the stomach and had me arrested for assault.
by J. Bradley May 08, 2008
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When a girl is fucking you on top and your projectile cum shoots her to the ceiling, making her stick to the ceiling.
see scary movie 1 for a demonstration. he spiderman that ho
by gurny October 07, 2007
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