Something that's going to suck.

Euphemism for defecating

Actual white spiders have bacteria that decays the flesh and have a white tip on their arse. So it means both to push a heap of cum out of your pussy in an attempt to avoid an STD and watch it slide down the toilet bowl. Or to simply spray a heap out of cum out of your arse (again to avoid an STD) so that is spreads in the toilet and trickles down the sides like spider legs.

A spider who eats your video games if you don’t do all your homework

A giant web that has been waiting all its life for you to accidentally run into and freak out about having a spider on you for the next 30 seconds.

A crab crafted by satan and is the subject of nightmares everywhere.

When you break every single bone in somebodies body.