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A spider is when a skinny man is in doggy style position on his hands and feet and has a really extreme fat woman behind him in the same position forming the eight legs and she connects her face to his asshole and tounge punches it. Her fatness represents the back of the spider and the skinnyness represents the small part of the spider.
Hey have you been spidered yet
by Dingle berry stew September 21, 2015
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a very sexy animal with eight legs and it shoots white sticker stuff called webs
Me:I love spiders
Spider gf:88w88
by 88W88 June 18, 2021
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Lowering your voice and making yourself seem insignificant to make someone feel bad for something they've done. To 'spider' someone.
Don't spider me man no! Sit here now dammit!
by TheVincinerator June 13, 2010
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A bug sent straight from hell in which Luifer resides with 8 fucking eyes and legs
EW A SPIDER
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by sTuPiDoNaLdTruMp July 28, 2018
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Creepy Crawly Death Dealers sometimes found inside homes or even on designs. Which can still be hella scary.
Logan: This room is literally covered in spider webs and yet, the curtains unsettle you?

Patton: Well, I literally don't see any spiders in those, Logan. These curtains are literally covered in them.

Roman: Why, those are just silly cartoons, they're not even realistic. But if need be, I will destroy them for you, Patton.

Patton: Thanks, but let's call them what they are, Roman.

Roman: Spider curtain-

Patton: Creepy Crawly Death Dealers.

Roman: Okay...
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by Hillbilly_Leprechaun April 17, 2020
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THE MOST FUCKING TERRIFYING EIGHT-LEGGED THING EVER. NOTHING CAN TOP A SPIDER ON SCARIEST THING.
Wes: oh hey man, i love your new hou- OH GOD IS THAT A FUCKING SPIDER- HELL NO! **burns Rick's house down**
Rick: DUDE I JUST BOUGHT THIS HOUSE
by dontslapyourassthathard March 28, 2020
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The leader of the ninth realm and leader of hell
Really loves christmas dinners
1. Im sorry lord spider i didnt- akjfbOQUIEFBKJACXBKqhf
2. All hail lord spider
by Super Snis December 28, 2018
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